Everyone in Singapore should have at least heard of the gang 369. Its just a name created by some gangsters who roamed the streets to identify themselves and try to make everyone scared of them. They even expanded and multiplied by recruiting school dropouts or some old Uncles who have tatoo all over the body just like Micheal Scoffield from Prison Break. Maybe they can recruit Christopher Lee soon.

Now, let me reveal to you the darkest secrets of the gang 369, and how they were formed.

Long before our times (or some of our times), there were 6 good buddies who played and grew up together. All of them had a common trait. They were all dropouts from school. They would always get together to play to eat and even to sleep together. Soon, they were so attached to each other that they have formed a sort of brotherly bond.

As soon as they hit their teenage years, they started roaming the streets. And they soon found out the dirty little business that were running in Geylang. They wanted to have a go at it, but they realized that the services there of cause, required a little fee. Broke they were, but they managed to find themselves a job serving Coffee at some old coffeeshops. After a month of hard work, they could finally get their hands on some cash. They got together and happily travelled to their destination, to accomplish a common goal that all of them had.

Upon reaching their desired destination, they quickly rushed to the nearest chick there was and got their hands on her. But as soon as they were ready to bring the chick to a nearby hotel, they were stopped by a group of gangsters which are more popularly known as "Ah bengs". This group of "Ah bengs" had named themselves AST, which is well knowned as Ang Shun Tong. But what others did not know was AST actually has another meaning. It means A Sex Triad. These group of people stopped the 6 great buddies from entering their territory as they were afraid that the buddies were trying to fight for their territory.

So they taught them a lesson and brutally beat the 6 buddies up. They extorted money from them, but only managed to get a mediocre sum from them. So they decided to throw them all into a Gay street and were forced to be engaged in sexual activity with them. After several nights, they managed to escape Hell and got far away from that place with tattered clothes on them. The 6 of them decided to take revenge and to grow stronger in order to fight back.

A few days after the escape, they still could not come up with an idea. But the 6 of them were growing hornier as time passes. This time they could hold no longer and had to perform sexual activities on each other to ease their urge. Miraculously, the favourite position that the 6 of them liked was the 69 position! After that intimate session, they all came up with an idea, just like AST. They decided to call themselves 369, which stood for Three 69 positions. Having created the foundation, they all now needed manpower to overcome the overwhelming power of AST. So, they spent nights recruiting anyone that suited their criteria, one who knows the 69 position. Very soon, they got up an army of gangsters and fought the AST to retrive their honour. They won gracefully and owned the whole of Geylang.

The society has now grown much smaller as there are lesser Gays in this country. And they soon resorted to recruit and school dropouts and old Uncles who sit in coffeeshop, drinking beer and doing nothing else.
Everyone knows about 369, BUT THE GREAT X KNOWS ABOUT THEIR HISTORY AND REVEALS IT TO YOU NOW.

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Name: Toh Zi Fu & Toh Zi Gui

Reason(ZF): A cool drummer
Reason(ZG): Tall, tanned & passionate in tennis

Comments: TZF: His hair look exactly like my cousin's dog fur.
TZG should really get a haircut, if not he'll be finding bird eggs in his hair.


Name: Neo Chun Zheng

Reason: HE DESERVE A SHOT !

Comments: Yeah... a SHOT in his head!!!




Name: Lee Yun Feng

Reason: I know all the bus routes in S`pore. I doubt anyone can match up to me.

Comments: So what? Even if he knows all the MRT routes too, i bet he can't travel to mediacorp with that head of his ONLY.


Name: Neo Thong Heng

Reason: I got the X-Factor. Vote for me.
Comments: X-factor? Do you mean me? or ->
Btw I'll rather die than vote for you.

Name: Toh Wei Jun

Reason: He is fun-loving, humorous and outgoing. I think that it is a great opportunity to find out how he is graded.

Comments: I cant grade him with his wig on. To be fair, Mediacorp should set a new rule: "No wigs allowed".


Name: Wee Cher Wei

Reason: Chubby..
Comments: Chubby? Nope. Chucky? YES!

Name: Koh Theodora

Reason: Ugly is the new beautiful

Comments: I dont know about u guys, but it reminds me
of Paul Two Hill.



Name: Faith Tan

Reason: Girl Next Door. She's sweet, she's hot.

Comments: Hey wheres the horse??? "eeehaaa!"



Name: Felicia Tan

Reason: She's natural and very bubbly!

Comments: What's that she's sucking? Seems like she's enjoying it really much.



Name: Lee Jie Ying Jamie

Reason: For fun. :p

Comments: When did Michael Jackson migrate to Singapore?



Name: Janice Tan

Reason: Big watery eyes and her beauty make guys
bump into a lamp post.

Comments: I see why guys bump into the lamp post. Cause they've turned to stone after looking into her eyes...


Name: Winnie Heng

Reason: As i am into modeling line, i guess joining pageants would be a great exposure for me.

Comments: Argh!!! I wasted 5 mins of my life finding her in the Lab, and found that she look completely different from the photo. *Disappointment*


New faces just keep coming everyday... People are hoping for a change in their life, but sad to say its gonna be a change that they'll regret.

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Name: Shuan Lam

Reason: I love to wear bright t-shirts and bring smile to people

Comments: Lost all his money when playing blackjack, its better
for him to go home and sleep.



Name: Lim Nicky Butt

Reason: Natural Charming, Easy going, Joker

Comments: I agree he's really a joker putting this picture..
Seems like he got his head stuck at the door or something.


Name: Xie Alvin Xie

Reason: Cute, tall, bla bla bla...

Comments: Firstly, its obvious he's having face cramp... He
should go visit the doctor, i cant imagine seeing him on TV.


Name: Tan Boon Keong Gerald

Reason: He is an all rounder, plays piano and sings.

Comments: He just look like a typical porn star to me.




Name: Ho Jun Jie

Reason: Just for fun, think he quite cute.

Comments: Hey whoever who nominated him, u gotta be
blind to say he's cute.


Name: Lam Yong Xian Adolf

Reason: He's good in any wear and got a wide general knoledge.

Comments: I think he'll win for sure if he's in the elections. But
for this competition ,he got no chance of winning.

Name: Marcus Chen

Reasons: He is cool n shuai, alot of gals like him.

Comments: I think Mr. Poser must be balding and have
dark eyebags. Hence accessories are needed. Some girls
really got a bad taste.

Name: Michelle Ping

Reasons: Blur, innocent, interesting and pretty.

Comments: She should stay at home and look after the
baby instead rather than joining the pageant. Anyway
it wont make any difference.


Name: Liu Ying Xiu

Reason: Cute, nice, sweet.........

Comments: I don't really care whats the reason but i
definitely won't be buying Pocky from her.



Name: Sharis Wong

Reason: Super bubbly, fun and crazy.

Comments: Either she's Indian or too poor to afford
a color camera. Continue blowing your bubbles, at home.



Name: Yap Qian Jun

Reason: A fair lady

Comments: For CHRIST sake!!!!



Hey! Gorgeous Website

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I wonder whats the price tag on her...

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So many people worry about how to start a
conversation. It makes them feel anxious and
afraid. Are you one of those people who keep your
fingers crossed that someone will come up to you
and speak because you'd never make the first move
in a conversation in a million years?

You can put all that behind you with you a few
easy steps. Starting a conversation isn't
difficult if you know how to do it.

Here's how to start a conversation with anyone:

1. Think what you want to get out of the
conversation first. Often this will just be small
talk on a social level, but it may also be
something like a date, a new job or to sort out
your finances. The latter examples are a little
trickier than the first, admittedly, but you can
do it!

2. Plan what you want to say. People often feel a
little easier in their minds if they have a
script worked out in advance. The point to
remember with a script, though - is to make it
just a few sentences to get you over the initial
trauma of opening your mouth and speaking that
first time in a new situation. Any more than that
and you'll sound false.

Okay, so you know what you want to get out of the
conversation and you have a little script worked
out for the first few sentences. Let's see how
that works in practice when it comes to the
conversation...

3. Relax! Breathe slowly and make yourself aware
of your breathing. Concentrate on just your
breathing for a few seconds and you should feel
some of the tension you're feeling begin to ease.

4. Smile! If you can stop gritting your teeth
long enough to smile, people will be more likely
to smile back.

5. Listen well. Listening always helps you in
conversations. It will show you when others have
finished speaking so you know where to come in
and if you listen well you'll also pick up clues
about what you could say.

6. When you feel comfortable, say 'Hello, my name
is ____' if the other people don't know you. That
will also give you some breathing space as the
other people will probably go on to introduce
themselves to you in return - if their Moms have
taught them good manners!

Try to catch peoples names and use them in the
conversation when talking to them. They will like
that and they will warm to you. The more they
warm to you, the nicer they'll be to you and the
better you'll feel.

Using peoples names is a simple trick but it
really works wonders in getting a conversation
off on the right foot.

7. You'll probably find it easier at first to
talk by making a comment on a more substantial
contribution that someone else has already made
in the conversation. Make your comment positive
or constructive, not negative or condemning.

Tell the other person you agree with them or add
an example which illustrates the point that they
have just made and supports it, etc. You'll soon
be accepted as part of the conversation and the
person you backed up will feel you are an ally
and will back you up in return. You've arrived!

8. You can disagree with the person in your
comment too - we're all entitled to our opinion!
But be aware that disagreeing is likely to focus
more attention on you. If you're ready for that -
great! If not, hang back a little from expressing
an opposing opinion.

9. Whatever comment you make - be polite. That
sounds so obvious, but you'd be amazed how many
people get carried away in the heat of a
conversation and snap at anyone who dares to
disagree with them.

10. Are you feeling braver yet? If you're
listening well to the conversation - and you
should be - there will be ideas that will come
into your mind. Just put one of those ideas out
there and see what people think of it.

That's it! You've done it! You've learned how to
start a conversation.

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