Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Son Of A Bitch
Dirty Joke of the Week
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course, I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
20 years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay, then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whooha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than the size of an AAA battery!
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really
am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the
problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied...
(Highlight above for the Finisher!)
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