Son Of A Bitch
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Mascot Scares People
The mascot for the Houston Rockets stands very still and then scares people, mostly little kids. The last part(1:19) is priceless. Seguir leyendo...
NASA Established
HOUSTON, July 28, 2008 / PRNewswire-USNewswire via COMTEX / - Constellation Program at NASA has selected 11 companies and an independent university to develop concepts that contribute to how astronauts live and work on the moon.
Each organization will lead a 180-day study focused on a theme related to the lunar surface. Some agencies and themes are as follows:
-- Other options packages: Oceaneering Space Systems of Houston
-- Avionics: Honeywell International, Inc. Glendale, Ariz.,
-- Save Energy: ATK Space Systems Group Brigham City, Utah, Battelle Memorial Institute in Columbus, Ohio, and Hamilton Sundstrand of Canoga Park, CA
-- Minimum Housing Functions: The Boeing Company of Huntington Beach, California, ILC Dover of Frederica, Del., and the University of Maryland, College Park
-- Move regolith Methods: Astrobotic Technology Inc. of Pittsburgh and Honeybee Robotics in New York
-- Software: The Charles Stark Draper Laboratory, Cambridge, Massachusetts, and United Space Alliance in Houston
The total amount of approximately $ 2 million, with a maximum of $ 250000 each.
"These studies provide new ideas to help the Constellation program to develop innovative, reliable requirements for systems to be used when establishing outposts on the moon," said Jeff Hanley, program manager Constellation NASA Johnson Space Center in Houston.
The recommendations of these studies will help determine options, to identify the basic functions of lunar habitats, innovative design and avionics, software, energy storage and equipment ideas and techniques that can contribute to prepare for the post of advanced lunar site.
The Constellation program for the Advancement of NASA is the next generation fleet of spacecraft - including the Ares I and Ares V rockets, the Orion crew capsule, the Altair lunar landing and lunar surface systems -- To send humans beyond low Earth orbit and back to the moon. NASA plans to create a post of Man on the Moon with a series of successive lunar missions from 2020. The lunar surface systems May of habitat, pressure and without pressure robots, communication and navigation elements, control of electricity and use of natural resources. Seguir leyendo...
Interview: Gainax on Gurren Lagann
Gainax the last series of giant robots Gurren Lagann is doing route to the coast of the Americas this month, the first subtitles DVD is now in stores, and dub the first tonight at 11:00 pm ET / PT on the Sci Fi Channel's Ani - Monday block of programming. To mark the occasion, we talked with the producer Yasuhiro Takeda, Project Planner (Gainax and co-founder) Hiroyuki Yamaga, mechanical designer and animation director Yoho Yoshinari, and Deputy Director Masahiko Otsuka.
Anime News Network: As a See-Saw, Gurren Lagann looks backwards and a serious tone of the comedy - often several times in the same episode. How they balance the seriousness and language-in-cheek things you want to represent?
Takeda: In general, we decided what to do iban in each episode, then the rest is the screenwriter (KAZUKI Nakashima) to achieve a balance of what works and what does not.
Yamaga: We have worked together for so long that we do not have to have a discussion about where to have comedy and where we will have serious consequences. Only heard much of what evolves naturally and functioning smoothly.
ANN: Are there any ideas or models that have been suggested, but not to make the final animation because they were too serious or too stupid?
Takeda: I mean, not in terms of being too serious or comic or something like that, but there were no more, we wanted to represent them in the series, such as wanting to spend more episodes of what it was like to live below ground - in two episodes less. Another example is that of history spent in prison. We wanted to spend more time with it, but we could not.
ANN: Much of the style of art, especially in the early episodes, said [director Hiroyuki] Imaishi other management jobs, dead leaves, and I see that Mr. Yoshinari also worked on these two projects. What has been to maintain the specificity and fast-paced yet tongue-in-cheek style in a more rigorous program of television, in front of a movie?
Yoshinari: Artist, [animation] is very complex, but the truth is that during the design phase, is actually very easy to animate. When all the design is being created, we took into account the movement. Thus, even if it seems difficult, it is not difficult to animate.
ANN: Are there any episodes or themes that stand out in each of their minds as the most difficult as a facilitator and creator?
Yamaga: Episode 15 (laughs).
Yoshinari: Episode 15 was the most difficult because there are so many plans (cuts) compared to a typical episode. It is at least a year and half the value of episodes of fire because there were so many things that we need to be covered.
Yamaga: When it comes to scripts, we need to know how many plans, it will have to see history. When he returned to it, the same amount of time to do this episode [as in any other episode].
Takeda: When [the famous host] sushi was presented to the FanimeCon meet and greet, he called himself the "super facilitator" [because of its extensive work he did in episode 15].
ANN: In the same note, which was the most satisfying episode at the end of the day?
Takeda: It should be the last episode. This means that it is done, finally. If you do not finish then none of this would matter, so the last episode was undoubtedly the most satisfactory.
ANN: Mr. Yoshinari, who Mecca Did you enjoy designing the most among the many unique models that are brought to the series?
Yoshinari: Nothing that was fun, it is difficult (laughs).
ANN: After that one was the most difficult?
Yoshinari: Deciding on the final design of Gurren Lagann [robots] that is the basis for everything else in this world.
ANN: What about the original design of Gurren Lagann was difficult?
Yoshinari: Ultimately, when deciding what Gurren Lagann finished design would be to choose the level of reality that you will allow the series. Once your decision, you will be subject to the design, etc. end Gurren Lagann design was the most difficult to do.
ANN: Gainax has faced the concerns of television stations with regard to the maturity of images and themes in previous cycles. For Lagann Gurren, transmission to children of time last year, is that all television stations has raised similar concerns about the series?
Takeda: Well, Gainax is not the problem - that television is "problem (laughs). We had a number of problems, though - in particular episode 6, bathroom episode. If only television stations just to see Thanks to the original scripts when we sent to them instead of waiting until the sequence has become lively. When, in fact, first suggested [episode], they said "Oh, should not be a problem." However, when he finished filming animation and he showed them, he said, "It is not possible, we can show." The biggest problem is that peeking in the bathroom of women -- Alone - is illegal. Hence, we can not prove that the child over time. Why can not we have said it gave them the script before? So we had to do everything possible to achieve in the air. I mean, we script for them, we took the scripts for them, and finally, when we finally took the animation sequence to them - only then, did they finally say they have a problem with him .
ANN: Both sides in history, with several years of difference between, is a very special characteristic of history. How early in the process decided to develop the story into two parts?
Takeda: It was decided from the outset.
ANN: Gurren Lagann indirectly reminded me of another series of Gainax, Otaku no Video, even if there was a two-part compilation with the structure of several years of empty, and that both deal with themes of the revolution and what to do after the Revolution. Changing the world is easy; run the world and face the consequences is difficult. It is the similarity intentional, unintentional or simply a series of similar experiences that Gainax has faced over the years?
Yamaga: Doing such a thing was not done, in principle, but one of our jobs is to create a character in a global environment, and it is very difficult to describe such a thing realistic. Now, to get this person, ask them to grow, it creates a bit of reality… [pause] It is human nature that when you were a child, you want to be an adult. Then, when you grew up, the question is: are you living in an idealized world adult? No, it is a reality for everyone and this is part of history, we wanted to show in the two-part series.
ANN: I understand that you made two films. Is it going to reflect the same story structure?
Yamaga: The first film represents the first part of history.
ANN: In a previous committee convention, it was mentioned that the first episode of the scene introducing a story a little differently than the end because history has changed during production. What are some reasons why he changed the history of the introductory scene as we know it now?
Otsuka: This is where we thought we were going to spend the first time, are represented. But when they were allowed increased well beyond the magnitude of what had originally imagined it would be small differences have been reported.
ANN: I would like to clarify some things that were mentioned in previous groups convention: we are talking about three different projects [to Gainax] at the moment: a television project, a film project, and where the release did not been decided. Is it possible to extend to all?
Takeda: We would like, but we gave away more than they should. We have all these things in mind and planned, and then some. [Note: ANN confirmed that in May was the adaptation of Gainax Yoshiichi Akahito Hime Shikabane sleeve a television as animated series.]
Yamaga: We hope to work Gurren Lagann for the next decade. This work is known as Gurren Lagann will continue.
A special thank you to Toshifumi Yoshida for the interpretation and interview with Jeremy snow to transcribe.
Libera me from hell - Gurren Lagann OST
Michael Adamle
Michael David Adamle (born on October 4, 1949) is a personality of sport and a former professional footballer, now works for the World Wrestling Entertainment in its gross mark, the Director-General. It is also a sports anchor and reporter for WMAQ TV in Chicago. Previously, the anchoring of sport in WBBM-TV from 2001 to 2004. Previously he was the greatest sports anchor for WMAQ from 1998 to 2001 and WLS-TV from 1983 to 1989.
In July 28, 2008, during an episode of Raw, Executive Vice President Shane McMahon, proclaimed a new Director-General of the severity of the brand was introduced. This person has unknown with the most controversial decisions during the broadcast, the night and the end, McMahon announced that the new Director-General is, in fact, Mike Adamle. He then booked John Cena vs. Batista for Summer Slam.
Sexiest and Greatest Beer Ad Ever
I'm not gonna ruin it but I will say that this is the sexiest and probably greatest beer ad ever. And because it's so great I've decided to only drink Guinness all
Sex Camp in Singapore
Preparing for the BIG event
X: Hey guys ya gotta learn how to control!!!
Brown shirt guy: Yeah she's riding on me! woohooo!
Red shirt girl: *shy* *shy*
Black shirt girl: papapalala.. i'm lovin' it!
Listening to the Experts
Lesson learnt! YEAH! V ^_^ V
Aftermath
Yellow shirt guy: mmm.. mmm. mmmmm.... she's gooood...
Black shirt girl: Yeah I've improved a lot!!!
Red shirt guy: I love lying down and doing nothing
Grey shirt girl: Tired, hot, but worth it! I feel good too!
Overcoming Fear and Boredom During Dating
Did you ever have this fear which you feel that you just simply just can’t overcome? And your girlfriend suggests an activity that has almost immediate association with it?
For example, if you really hate roller coasters and it is your biggest weakness in the amusement park. One fine day, your girlfriend just suggests that the both of you relax in the local amusement park and sit on the wildest roller coaster.
Well, it is not a time to panic. Here is a single trick that will help you. This trick had helped turn the lives of several guys around and opened them to several exhilarating experiences.
First of all, you need to find out what is your particular pleasure button. I am not referring to your physical body part but rather the way your body and mind is optimized when you are thinking about an immensely happy thought.
If you are going to say,”No, I don’t have a single happy thought.” That is not possible. That is bound to be something in our lives that makes us extremely happy at some time during our lives. Consolidate all the happy moments in your life together and just visually picture all of them in your mind. You have just created the ultimate pleasure button that is virtually a destructive weapon against any fear or phobia.
In our lives, there are times which we feel scared, bored and rejected. Therefore, if you do press the pleasure button, you can do anything with your girlfriend – even the things you hate. You can go on those horrid roller coaster rides and to endure all the boring shopping trips with ease.
Moreover, in life, after you are married to your partner, you might discover certain issues which you find are just too hard to bear. Use this pleasure button to your advantage. Many men usually use this method to calm themselves down and maintain their marriages this way.
Tap into your pleasure button by thinking about the memories. As you think about your pleasure button, you need to think about what real happiness actually means to you. Breathe slowly and close your eyes. When you feel a myriad of memories flow through your mind, notice how your body reacts to each individualistic change. If you feel your heart palpitating, that is the correct memory.
Lastly, in order to use your pleasure button effectively, you have to “insert” new memories from time to time. Using old memories all the time will result in a mundane effect. You have to craft your memories (the pleasure button) to be interesting for the ‘invincible’ and ‘powerful’ feeling to last forever.
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If you turn up your volume a bit you can hear this baby swearing
I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flash Animation: Awesome Gaiden
Mild Violence, Mild Audio, Mild Adult ThemesNinja Gaiden's been on my mind lately... and I thought I'd honor the occasion. Don't forget to look for the easter egg!
Long story:
This is one of the new shorts for the DVD. I've decided to postpone it (the DVD) in order to focus on another project that involves the "awesome" series. But... this is a good thing because now instead of waiting forever for the DVD, you'll be able to see the new and remade awesome cartoons sooner! There are a couple more coming your way. That's right, "awesome" isn't over! I hope you like Awesome Gaiden! It's one of my favs.
btw, yes, you may have seen the easter egg before. But not FULLY ANIMATED :O!!!!! It's a sneak peak at the revisited easter eggs I made for the DVD.
Click HERE to watch
BADASSES of the Century
Venerable Shi Ming Yi - Forgery, conspiracy and misuse of funds
T. T. Durai - Misleading the charitable organisation with a falsified invoice
Father Kevin O'Donnell - Child Abuse
Mas Selamat - Wanted Terroist
KL
Twin Tower (Morning)
Hmm i think my photography skills are improving!
Twin Tower (Night)
B-u-tiful!!!
Clubbing in KL
Look at all the babes in the middle stage, damn the person who set the rule: No guys allowed on stage.
Crime Watch 5, its coming...
Warning:
Sit tight and be prepared for the best ever episode of Crime Watch (Production of 4F). Outdoor filming takes place in cemeteries, railways, and also many other unexpected areas!
Release Info:
080808
Microsoft to stop selling Windows XP on Monday
REDMOND, Wash. - Microsoft Corp. is scheduled to stop selling its Windows XP operating system to retailers and major computer makers Monday, despite protests from a slice of PC users who don't want to be forced into using XP's successor, Vista.
Once computers loaded with XP have been cleared from the inventory of PC makers such as Dell Inc. and Hewlett-Packard Co., consumers who can't live without the old operating system on their new machine will have to buy Vista Ultimate or Vista Business and then legally "downgrade" to XP.
Microsoft will still allow smaller mom-and-pop PC builder shops to buy XP for resale through the end of January. A version of XP will also remain available for ultra-low-cost PCs such as the Asus Eee PC.
A group of vocal computer users who rallied around a "Save XP" petition posted on the industry news site InfoWorld had been clamoring for Microsoft to keep selling XP until its next operating system, Windows 7, is available. The software maker has said it expects to release Windows 7 sometime in 2009.
Last week, Microsoft said it would provide full technical support for six-year-old Windows XP through 2009, and limited support through 2014.
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